Dating tips for Mizo guys
Here are some tips for my dear Mizo guys looking for their perfect match. If you are smart enough and you really want to date a Mizo girl, you need to pay attention.
I’ll start with 10 points and continue with others in the next blog.
- Do not, under any circumstances, talk about how hot a Victoria Secret Model is. We get it, they are perfect with their endless legs and sexy asses. We Mizo girls can never measure up to them. So, stop drooling over the models infront of us. You can drool in the comfort of your own room.
- Do not tell us you have a crush on the gospel singers viz, Pensy and Fiona. We already know they have beautiful voices and are easy on the eyes too. We do not need to hear it from you. Thank you.
- Do not let us know that your Mom still makes the bed for you. It is a big turn off. Period.
- Do not ever tell us we need to exercise. You may think you are doing us a favour but you are not. We understand it as, “Baby, you are getting FAT, I really think you should work out to lose the weight”. Seriously?!!
- Do not, at any point, interject us while we are talking, even if we are not making any sense. Let us have our moment and you will be pleasantly surprised afterward.
- Do not call us ‘Babe’ or ‘Baby’. It is common. Be creative. Think of something new to call us.
- Do not buy expensive gifts if you do not have the money. The last thing we need is material stuff. Trust me, we girls have that covered. Try giving us something that you made with your bare hands. Be romantic. Be original. Personalize your gifts.
- Do not call us ‘Nula Senior’ just because we have a job. I know women mature faster than most men, but that doesn’t mean we are old. Call us old when we are 80.
- Do not talk about your ex girlfriend. Like Ever. We may nod as if we empathise with what you went through, but in reality, we do not give a rat’s ass. That ex-girlfriend’s name should never ever be mentioned, even by accident.
- Do not ever compare us with other girls. This is a recipe for disaster. If you really like to take the relationship forward, you will have to appreciate the good in us.
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LOL.
Being the MTA (Mizoram Thaibawih Association ) president I think your list is very good. Mizo nulas make wonderful bosses, I mean wives.
Ti lawmawm ve. Sorry for the late reply. I hardly check in these days. Im one of those lazy bloggers. ..maybe the only lazy blogger.
interesting khop mai!
I don’t think its a lot of work at all.
Looks like the poor guy’s got a lot of homework to do before jumping into the fire 😉
Yes please avoid me at all cost.
11. Avoid at all cost a girl who makes such a list. True love just works. No conditions, no lists needed. 🙂
Hahaha ofcourse you did!
“Do not call us ‘Babe’ or ‘Baby’. It is common. Be creative. Think of something new to call us.”
I call my girlfriend “Okhalalalamalailai Thaloola hanssshansss”. Very new and creative. She was not impressed.
OT question: Why are the comments on your blog upside down?
Exactly. I felt very stupid. 😦
a crush a sawipui char char che te chuan…lolz…he was definitely not into you…. 😛 Lal hi chu a la naupang. Kei ai pawn naupang
@Aduh, believe it or not, those things actually happened to me. There was this one time where this guy talks about his crush on a certain gospel singer the whole time…
hahahaha nice 😀
super like, esp the nula senior part. a long way to go before 80 🙂