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Dating tips for Mizo guys

Posted in Uncategorized by gkhiangte on April 21, 2013

Here are some tips for my dear Mizo guys looking for their perfect match. If you are smart enough and you really want to date a Mizo girl, you need to pay attention.

I’ll start with 10 points and continue with others in the next blog.

  1. Do not, under any circumstances, talk about how hot a Victoria Secret Model is. We get it, they are perfect with their endless legs and sexy asses. We Mizo girls can never measure up to them. So, stop drooling over the models infront of us. You can drool in the comfort of your own room.
  2. Do not tell us you have a crush on the gospel singers viz, Pensy and Fiona. We already know they have beautiful voices and are easy on the eyes too. We do not need to hear it from you. Thank you.
  3. Do not let us know that your Mom still makes the bed for you. It is a big turn off. Period.
  4. Do not ever tell us we need to exercise. You may think you are doing us a favour but you are not. We understand it as, “Baby, you are getting FAT, I really think you should work out to lose the weight”. Seriously?!!
  5. Do not, at any point, interject us while we are talking, even if we are not making any sense. Let us have our moment and you will be pleasantly surprised afterward.
  6. Do not call us ‘Babe’ or ‘Baby’. It is common. Be creative. Think of something new to call us.
  7. Do not buy expensive gifts if you do not have the money. The last thing we need is material stuff. Trust me, we girls have that covered. Try giving us something that you made with your bare hands. Be romantic. Be original. Personalize your gifts.
  8. Do not call us ‘Nula Senior’ just because we have a job. I know women mature faster than most men, but that doesn’t mean we are old. Call us old when we are 80.
  9. Do not talk about your ex girlfriend. Like Ever. We may nod as if we empathise with what you went through, but in reality, we do not give a rat’s ass. That ex-girlfriend’s name should never ever be mentioned, even by accident.
  10. Do not ever compare us with other girls. This is a recipe for disaster. If you really like to take the relationship forward, you will have to appreciate the good in us. 
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  1. gkhiangte said, on October 31, 2015 at 4:07 pm

    LOL.

  2. Peter Thomas said, on March 17, 2015 at 8:29 am

    Being the MTA (Mizoram Thaibawih Association ) president I think your list is very good. Mizo nulas make wonderful bosses, I mean wives.

  3. gkhiangte said, on December 9, 2013 at 12:17 am

    Ti lawmawm ve. Sorry for the late reply. I hardly check in these days. Im one of those lazy bloggers. ..maybe the only lazy blogger.

  4. kimi colney said, on November 7, 2013 at 11:13 pm

    interesting khop mai!

  5. gkhiangte said, on July 7, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    I don’t think its a lot of work at all.

  6. zorami said, on June 3, 2013 at 11:54 pm

    Looks like the poor guy’s got a lot of homework to do before jumping into the fire 😉

  7. gkhiangte said, on May 8, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    Yes please avoid me at all cost.

  8. benjamin rualthanzauva said, on May 8, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    11. Avoid at all cost a girl who makes such a list. True love just works. No conditions, no lists needed. 🙂

  9. gkhiangte said, on April 27, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    Hahaha ofcourse you did!

  10. mizohican said, on April 27, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    “Do not call us ‘Babe’ or ‘Baby’. It is common. Be creative. Think of something new to call us.”

    I call my girlfriend “Okhalalalamalailai Thaloola hanssshansss”. Very new and creative. She was not impressed.

  11. Aduhi Chawngthu said, on April 24, 2013 at 9:35 pm

    OT question: Why are the comments on your blog upside down?

  12. gkhiangte said, on April 22, 2013 at 6:28 pm

    Exactly. I felt very stupid. 😦

  13. coolsoul09 said, on April 22, 2013 at 5:08 pm

    a crush a sawipui char char che te chuan…lolz…he was definitely not into you…. 😛 Lal hi chu a la naupang. Kei ai pawn naupang

  14. gkhiangte said, on April 21, 2013 at 7:51 pm

    @Aduh, believe it or not, those things actually happened to me. There was this one time where this guy talks about his crush on a certain gospel singer the whole time…

  15. Jonathan said, on April 21, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    hahahaha nice 😀

  16. Aduhi Chawngthu said, on April 21, 2013 at 5:13 pm

    super like, esp the nula senior part. a long way to go before 80 🙂


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