Girl asks

How many times must a girl blog before you read her stories?

How many times must a girl cry before you try to console her?

How many times must a girl skip a meal before you call her beautiful?

How many times must a girl do your laundry before you call her helpful?

How many times must a girl cook for you before you take her out to dinner?

How many times must a girl throw tantrums before you give her your full attention?

How sexy must a girl dress before you give her your full attention?

How many times must a girl complain about her back pain before you offer to massage her back?

How many times must a girl yell before you put down the video games?

How many times must a girl say ‘Sorry’ before you forgive her?

How long must a girl wait before you put a ring on hers?

How much must a girl earn before you call her eligible to marry?

How many eve teases and insults must a girl tolerate before it becomes a crime?

How many times must a girl work her ass off before you show her some respect?

How many times must a girl act like a boy before you treat her like a lady?

How much calories must a girl lose before you call her beautiful?

How many times must a girl ‘like’ your Facebook posts before you ‘like’ hers back?

How many times must a girl text you before you return her calls?

How many times must a girl flatter you before you ask her out on a date?

How many times must a girl defend herself before you come to her defence?

How many times must a girl forgive you before you truly mend your evil ways?

How many times must a girl feel sorry for herself before you lend her your support?

How many rungs on the ladder must a girl climb before you accept her as your Boss?

How smart must a girl be before you stereotype her as a Feminist-Independent-Psychotic bitch?

 

 

 

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