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Girl asks

Posted in Uncategorized by gkhiangte on July 2, 2012

How many times must a girl blog before you read her stories?

How many times must a girl cry before you try to console her?

How many times must a girl skip a meal before you call her beautiful?

How many times must a girl do your laundry before you call her helpful?

How many times must a girl cook for you before you take her out to dinner?

How many times must a girl throw tantrums before you give her your full attention?

How sexy must a girl dress before you give her your full attention?

How many times must a girl complain about her back pain before you offer to massage her back?

How many times must a girl yell before you put down the video games?

How many times must a girl say ‘Sorry’ before you forgive her?

How long must a girl wait before you put a ring on hers?

How much must a girl earn before you call her eligible to marry?

How many eve teases and insults must a girl tolerate before it becomes a crime?

How many times must a girl work her ass off before you show her some respect?

How many times must a girl act like a boy before you treat her like a lady?

How much calories must a girl lose before you call her beautiful?

How many times must a girl ‘like’ your Facebook posts before you ‘like’ hers back?

How many times must a girl text you before you return her calls?

How many times must a girl flatter you before you ask her out on a date?

How many times must a girl defend herself before you come to her defence?

How many times must a girl forgive you before you truly mend your evil ways?

How many times must a girl feel sorry for herself before you lend her your support?

How many rungs on the ladder must a girl climb before you accept her as your Boss?

How smart must a girl be before you stereotype her as a Feminist-Independent-Psychotic bitch?

 

 

 

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  1. NotGoodBl said, on July 6, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    Depends.. 🙂

  2. MimiHrahsel said, on July 6, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    once a guy reaches his comfort zone, a girl has to ask such questions. Before the comfort zone, it’ll seem like he’s willing to go to the end of the earth for you. hmm hmmm hmmmmm

  3. Kima said, on July 5, 2012 at 10:59 am

    Ahem… sometimes women prefer guys who come late rather than early, if you know what I mean *wink* 🙂

  4. gkhiangte said, on July 4, 2012 at 10:29 pm

    Kima, you are always late 🙂

  5. Kima said, on July 4, 2012 at 10:10 am

    HAHAHAHAAAAA I actually started singing in that tune when I read the first line… and looks like you guys already sang the chorus in the comment section… dayymmm am too late 😦

  6. Kukui Pachuau said, on July 2, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    hahahahhahaa

  7. gkhiangte said, on July 2, 2012 at 6:20 pm

    I was just about to post ” and Kuku, you better not say ‘the answer, my friend is blowin in the wind'” 😛

  8. Kukui Pachuau said, on July 2, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    the answer my friend, is blowin in the wind, the answer is blowin in the wind


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