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pleasures of being a girl

Posted in Uncategorized by gkhiangte on March 18, 2009

you get a seat in the bus

you get to wear pretty dresses

you get to smell nice

you get to make a ladies’ line in the bank

your calls never get rejected even in the middle of the night

you have the ‘pms’ excuse for every foul mood and get away with it

you can tear up easily and avoid scoldings

you get a lift from the guys on their cycles (campus)

you get to be asked out on a date

you get to order a lot of food and not eat at all

you get to act dumber than your guy which boosts his ego

you bleed for five days and don’t die

happy birthday to me!

Posted in Uncategorized by gkhiangte on March 15, 2009

happy birthday to me

happy birthday to me

happy birthday dear lalG

happy birthday to me.

may the good lord bless me

may the good lord bless me

may the good lord bless dear lalG

may the good lord bless me.

many boyfriends for me

many boyfriends for me

many boyfriends for dear lalG

happy birthday to me.

sweetest mistake

Posted in Uncategorized by gkhiangte on March 13, 2009

a sweet mistake i don’t regret but never want to commit twice.

a thought that lingers no matter how hard i try to forget.

a sweet sensation that tantalizes my whole being.

a delicious delirium that hangs on.

a memory i want to erase but never want to forget.

a salvation from all things normal and boring.

i’m a perfect mockery of someone’s forbidden act of passion.

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heaven is a state of mind!

Posted in Uncategorized by gkhiangte on March 8, 2009

Have you ever wondered what it would be like in heaven?

That is if you ever make it there.

I often imagine what it would be like if by some fate I end up there.

First of all, I would be standing in line at the gate while Saint Peter calls out my name

No wait! I don’t want a queue anymore. Scratch that. we don’t need lines anymore in Heaven.

So as I was saying, there I would be standing in front of the gate keeper while he google searches my name on his ‘heavenly laptop’. Why not? Heaven can hook itself up to the Net. I’m pretty sure it has the fastest internet connection ever. Don’t you ever suspect the rate at which God knows what exactly you are up to? And in the process makes you feel bad?

 Okay, so he finds my name and he lets me enter the gate. This he does by pressing a remote control which is by no means ordinary, because of the fact that we can’t see it. With a pretend click on the button, the gate opens up and I start walking inside. As I enter, my earthly attire magically transforms into a white robe and my feet becomes bare. Just then, two beautiful female angels come floating next to me and escort me to the lounging area. The lounging area is huge. There are beautifully crafted glass furnitures all around. People are drinking ‘nothing’ out of the glasses. Blah blah..

 

right, so, here’s the thing. I have always imagined heaven to be this big amphitheatre where millions would sit and watch another poor victim being interrogated. I have this huge fear that I would be made to stand alone in the middle with heaven’s largest multiple film projectors all around. This projectors would then simultaneously project a three dimensional film of my whole entire life in just 3 seconds. But those 3 seconds would be the most embarrassing and excruciating time ever. It’s like I’m in a really bad reality show where all my misdeeds (and they are plenty) are being watched by the heaven population. It would be like this film of mine is the worst flop ever where I played the villain myself. Even in my own film, I can’t play the hero? What a sad story? Anyways, this is what I always imagine when it comes to heaven and all.

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